De første kartofler

Tja, tiden er inde, en kartoffelplante skulle inspiceres. Ingen tid at spilde. Spaden bliver fundet frem og der laves det første dybe spadestik. Jorden er lidt fugtig, men, denne fine og sprit nye 50 kr’s spade fra Harald skal nok nu nok klare det….. tror jeg.

Knæk siger det og jeg står nu med en 4 cm lang spade. Knækket lige der hvor skaftet ikke længere er markant synligt. Pis siger jeg, og fortæller mig nabo i spøj: “De er sgu nok ik klare endnu. Det var en skjult besked fra spaden.” “Ja, jeg henter lige greben.” Som sagt så gjort, fluks får vi kartoffelplanten op af jorden.

Stor skuffelse, kartoffler på størrelse med 4 ærter. Det på trods af en 2 meter høj busk oven på….

Det viser bare, at nogle gange kan en spade også have ret.

En anden plante blev kigget nærmere på. Denne gang dog med en anden metode. Der blev gravet et stykke fra planten og så ellers udgravet under den. Så kan man lige stikke en hånd ned i huldet og rage planten på kartoflerne uden at rive den op af jorden. Der var bingo, halvdelen af kartoflerne blev plukket, resten hænger der endnu😉

PS: De smager satme godt med en pakke smør og nogle løgplantestængler🙂

Asian symbols in 3rd eye again :/

Well isn’t that just peachy? A year and a few months have passed since I last saw what I suspect to be chinese characters, appear behind closed eyes.

Now they have restarted and I have no idea what they mean or why they restarted today. Their presence is not as anoying as not knowing what it means….

Amazing, surprising mystical weekend! Beating the shit out of a guy in an anonymous mask.

Over the last week, things have unfolded that have not been so evident. Meaning, a lesser amount of events have occoured.

The first coin on command.
Going shopping with a friend of mine, we wait for return change after paying groceries. My friend and I talked alot about the massive amount of anniversary coins we were receiving in early 2015 as change on purchases. I told my friend in fun while waiting for 3 coins to pop out of the machine. “Ill wipe my hand over the machine say “special” and an anniversay coin will pop up… wanna bet?”

I wipe my hand, whisper “special” and out comes one of the Polar Year 2007 special edition 10 DKK.

We looked at each other saying nothing.
“Those who know, do not speak, those who speak do not know.” -Zen Proverb

Paying for another mans amusement park ticket yields free money 5 hours later.
René was outside the park, unable to pay his ticket with mobilepay. Something malfunctioned. I gave him the 30 DKK he required so he could get in.

Aproximately 5 hours later I hang around in Heidi’s beer bar. Having just gotten a fresh beer I was enjoying my cigarette. It was 1 O’clock, within the hour a massive amount of people would enter and the party would start. So, a break before the “liquid drum theater” would commence. While sitting there, a dude comes up to me and drops 55 DKK on the table in front of me. He says: “These are for you.” and leaves again. I am alone at the table so he could only have meant me. I asked him why he did that, he replied: “They are yours.” I guess he was right, he did not want them back. They were not some coins I had  lost, I checked my pockets, all was still there.

Funny example of how what you do for others comes right back to you in the end.

He susbequently invited me on a drink. We went past a few bars until he was satisfied with the location. He chose Bob’s Bierbar. Having known the doorman for many years I greeted him, he was too busy for convo, but we managed a quick friendly hug.

We get the drinks and the guy, whos name is coincidentially also Michael, waved at someone to come take photo’s of us. When the person stood next to us I looked at her and found it to be a friend I thought had long skipped town after graduation. Surprised I wasth.

111, 222, 555, 666
The  number synchronicities have restarted. For a year they have been quiet, now they have restarted. It started with my solar system battery.

It is supposed to be charged to around 12,7Volts but I had some issues with it. It had discharged to a critical low of 8.8Volts. I hook up a charger to a generator and attach it to the battery. The charger will not start charging the battery untill it is 10,5Volts.

I look at the display: 8,8 Volts. The charger is blinking. Suddenly the display jumps to 11.1Volt and I think YES! it will start charging. But no, it jumps back to 8.8Volts. This is odd behaviour for a battery… It does not just jump 1,3 volts for 2-3 seconds unless it is being charged…

Buying random stuff in Fakta twice in a row amounted to 111 DKK next shopping trip: I paid with a 200DKK and got 111 DKK return. I had not calculated the sum total of my groceries as I usually don’t care what the price is if I want the items :p

Meeting an old friend, talking about the matrix
I met up with an old friend of mine, Lasse. We talk about the meaning of life, the cruelty and ignorance of people and so forth. He starts talking about the universe being like a matrix. Oddly enough, a few days ago that was the topic of my blog post😀 I asked him if he read it, He was unaware of it’s existence. Another Synchronicity.

The weekend has been intersting. Actually the whole week has been somewhat different and more “charged with magic” so to say.

Singing and Drumming with team Syria and Anne.
Heidi’s beerbar, the only place in town to go out at the moment. All latino music playing clubs have been closed that is tremendously unsatisfying as that is my favorite going out music and also my favorite “drum-a-long-to” music. Added benefit, the dancers dancing to that kind of music usually know what they are doing and can coun’t to more than just 4 :p

Two  Syrian’s had found their way to my self-proclaimed “stage” which I call whatever I am currently beating the shit out of with various improvised drum-sticks.

The Syrians were quickly incorporated into the band.

At some point a guy with an anonymous mask is standing next to me. I quickly agree, that I would risk getting beat up by starting to hit the mask with improvised drumsticks “empty drink containers shaped like a reagent glass from physics.” along to the beat of the song. Much to my surprise, he seemed to enjoy it. He started rocking his head back and forth to the rythm of my beats. I apply some odd time signatures ontop of the existing base rythm from the music. Sometimes with very interesting results🙂

After a while I couldn’t help laughing at the situation.: Guy in bar beats the shit out of a guy with an anonymous mask with reagent glasses while guy in mask seemingly enjoys it. It’s one of the wierdest pictures I can imagine right now… yet, thaẗ́’s the way we party🙂 I talked to him subsequently and we laughed abit at the whole wierd situation. He stated that he enjoyed the clacking sounds it made on the mask. “Dack dack dadadadadack dack” as he described it😀

While beating on the bar, a girl came and dropped of a note. I read it the morning after. It said: “You are fucking awesome at playing drums, have a nice evening, The lady in Red.”

Not bad payment for 6 hours of beating the bar for fun😉


The universe, the mind, the matrix


“Do not make the mistake of supposing that the little world you see around you – the Earth, which is a mere grain of dust in the Universe – is the Universe itself. There are millions upon millions of such worlds, and greater. And there are millions of millions of such Universes in existence within the Infinite Mind of THE ALL”

Source: Three Initiates, Kybalion: A Study of the Hermetic Philosophy of Ancient Egypt and Greece

Let us for a moment consider thought. What is it, my friends, to take thought? Took you then thought today? What thoughts did you think today? What thoughts were part of the original thought today? In how many of your thoughts did the creation abide? Was love contained? And was service freely given? You are not part of a material universe. You are part of a thought. You are dancing in a ballroom in which there is no material. You are dancing thoughts. You move your body, your mind, and your spirit in somewhat eccentric patterns for you have not completely grasped the concept that you are part of the original thought.
Source: The Law of One, The Ra Material by Ra, a humble messenger of the law of one.

Alternative facebook birthday greetings

Birthday greetings on Facebook are usually a dull and unpersonal “Happy Birtyday.” With an underlying “I don’t really give a shit” attitude.”

I like to notch it up a level and write the people something different. It ranges from poems to silly hostage situations such as this one:

Screenshot from 2016-07-04 09:44:30

Luckily for all three parties involved, Toms made the right decision😀

The chocolate survives, Toms gets his chocolate and I get knowledge. Thats how you negotiate a win-win-win Solution!

Granted, sometimes creativity is just not there and something more simple and unpersonal will be written :p

Bought too many magnum icecream.. What to do?

Visiting the local store, I found them to have 3 magnum icecream popsickles for 12 DKK. Very cheap, they usually cost 12 DKK for one. I bought a pack of three and realized I could not eat three, so what to do with the remaining two? I have no freezer turned on at the moment😀

I went back to the store, told the service rep to give these two ice to the next kids that pass by here. That was last week. This week I obtained a lawnmover for free and probably an unheard of cheap car.

Karma can be a bitch and if it is, toss a child some icecream apparantly and good things will come🙂

When a super cheap used car deal appears right when you want it..

Well appart from needing a lawnmover, which was delivered to me two days ago. A deal for a used car popped up. 300 USD for a car that has two years until car inspection. When scrapping it in 2 years I will get 250 USD from the government🙂 Essentially brining the purchase price for a car with 2 years lifetime down to roughly 50 USD over two years. That’s basicly free🙂

Going to check it out tomorrow🙂

Few weeks ago I needed batteries. Suddenly a friend came and told me I could have his 4 deep charge AGM batteries of 90AH each, 1 year old as he was getting new ones…

Those are like 140 USD a piece😀

Thanks goes to my friend!

When two lawnmovers appear right when you need them

This stuff with “manifesting with mind” is getting slightly more and more reality it would seem. I’m still not entirely convinced though :p

For weeks now, i’ve been plagued by neighbours to cut my grass. I find myself to be fairly ecofriendly, and due to the CO2 contained in the 1 meter (3 feet) tall grass, I decided not to cut it down, not to let the grass rot and turn into methane. However eventually they had pestered me enough. I would need a special tool to cut the grass initially though. It all arrived when needed. I find this a peculiar incidence. My luck has gone up ALOT since Oct 2014. Absurdly much up… and I don’t believe in luck much.

Anyway, first a neighbour brings me one old lawnmover. It is in disrepair and not an option. Five days later another neighbour,  whom I never met, turns up to save the day.
It appears to be the owner of the neighbouring lots father. He brought alot of gardening equipment, but no hoe, and we needed one. He brought the special tool I needed for my grass coincidently. However, no lawnmover…. yet!

After talking to the guy for a while, I decided to help him clear his kids garden as his kid was too lazy to do it :p We have a few beer and a few talks and we get along well. Eventually he decides to go home to pick up a lawnmover. Then he asks, do you have a  lawnmover? otherwise you can keep the one I am about to pick up.

Kinda unbelievable luck… It’s not like I do some magic ceremonies or anything or do anything for this to happen. It just kinda seems to be happening.

I remember talking to two girls at Alsion early 2015, telling them “how the “world” had suddenly become very strange. It appeared as if everything I needed suddenly would appear in one way or another usually without me having to do much to obtain those things. This is a prime example of such strange coincidences.

Last month my laptop broke and then it broke some more… (i totally raped it.) three days later a friend finds one in his basement that he had forgotten. It works, im online! I can write and watch youtube videos what more does one need in a house on an island in the sun?

When stuff like this intially started happening, I was going nuts…

-Stuff appearing.
Dreaming future.
-Coins creating a story line that turns out to be the future of a bartender friend of mine.
-A coin coincidentially having the same meaning (individualism) as a friend of mines dance performance. She did not know about the coins meaning, ánd I did not know the topic of her dance performance… Yet I gave her the coin and she then performed the dance.
-Dreaming of friends accident, warning her ahead of time.
-Rainbow appearing over a girls house after I tell her to “take the rainbow with you home”
-Sun creating solar flares 11th of march, while I the 9th of march told a friend “oh, I can raise the output of the sun by thought.” which was a cocky funny remark that I did not take too seriously. The sun did take it seriously :p
-Becoming a healer spontaneously……
-Hypnotizing people when piss drunk while never having attempted to hypnotize anyone before.
…..and and and and

Yes, 2015 was marginally strange indeed.


Previous to brexit a tremendous rise in the value of bitcoin has been seen. 12th of June the BTC went from 570 USD to 745 USD over the course of four days.

A few dumps were initiated, probably by unwitting BTC holders who are unaware of the global economic consequences following Britain’s exit from the EU and who only saw the rise in bitcoin as incentive to sell off.


At current time stock markets in Japan were in the red untill they were closed of completely.
The Pound has dropped 10%
The Euro has lost value towards the USD.
The USD is strenghened.
The Yuan is rising.
The bitcoin is tied to USD and Yuan and thus is also on the rise towards the EUR and GBP

I believe we will see a significant increase in value from the current: 643 USD to around 720 USD pr bitcoin within the coming weekend.

Monday the 27th of June will further dictate development. The main factor will be how fast and how efficiently EU can deal with the chaos that is ensuing after the exit of Britain. I suspect they will fail horribly and cause the EUR to drop further, allowing more and more people to invest in bitcoins. The same thing happened 3 years ago when Greece was in major financial trouble.


A level of around 720 over the weekend. Subsequently, keep an eye on the news, the worse it goes in the EU, the better it goes for the bitcoin😉